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Default The second shot...

Three or Four Days After 2nd COVID-19 Shot...

Got my second Moderna shot Monday morning, and I'm trying to figure out
whether today, Thursday morning, is the third or fourth day.

So far, the side effects have been mild. Had a bit of soreness at the
injection site but that has mostly faded away and I did feel lethargic
and still do, but so far no fever, headaches, nausea, et cetera. I did
have some pain in my right toe, but I attribute that to a gazelle-like
move I made in the kitchen yesterday when I banged it into the bottom of
a cabinet. And the scratch on my hand resulted from a fight I had with
one of the cats, who demanded I give up the last bite of a tunafish
sandwich.

Not all my luck has been bad, though. I did come across a two pound bag
of frozen lobster claws for $19 at the local Harris Teeter. Bought these
once before and they are great buy.

Oh, and I also received a poorly written email from a pretty Slovakian
lass of 26 who will "do anything" to come to America. Heck, I haven't
dated a pretty girl that young since I was 47, so I forwarded
her missive to my good buddy Donald J. Trump, aka "the former guy," who,
if the rumors pan out, will be in the market for another European bride
later this year, after Melancholia cashes in her pre-nup and heads back
to her country of origin.

But, as Melancholia's jacket declared, "I don't care, do you?"




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* Lock up Trump and his family of grifters. *