On Tue, 10 Nov 2020 09:30:13 -0500, Keyser Söze
wrote:

...while Nero Donald burns the country down...
Like many Americans, Vice President Mike Pence needed a vacation after
the year that was last week. And so he's making like a man who isn't
partially embroiled in a complicated but ultimately doomed legal battle
to try to wrench back an election victory from the legitimate winners,
and heading to Florida, Bloomberg News' Jennifer Jacobs reports.

"According to the Federal Aviation Administration, Pence is scheduled to
travel to Sanibel, Florida, Tuesday through Saturday," The Associated
Press added Monday. Once there, he will presumably knock back a few
virgin margaritas while continuing his habit of being conspicuously
absent when things are going off-the-rails, a skill he honed while
heading the White House coronavirus task force.

Pence does seem to have a knack for distancing himself from Trump's
problems. He may not be as dumb as you think.