On Mon, 9 Nov 2020 18:00:11 -0500, Keyser Söze
wrote:

Damn! I forgot completely about Mike Pence! What's his next job,
department store mannequin? Ad pitchman for the pillow guy? Antidote for
excess female sexuality? Best buddy of John Herring?

He will, no doubt, write a book critical of Trump and sell 10 million
copies (print and E).
You will be quoting it, I'm sure.

OTOH he might just go get a job at ADM, Cargill or ConAgra lobbying on
K street for corn farmers.