On Saturday, May 9, 2020 at 5:43:03 PM UTC-4, wrote:
On Sat, 09 May 2020 16:30:34 -0400, wrote:

On Sat, 9 May 2020 12:08:01 -0700 (PDT), Its Me
wrote:

On Saturday, May 9, 2020 at 7:45:24 AM UTC-4, John H wrote:
You can retire to Arizona where…



1. You are willing to park three blocks away from your house because you found
shade.

2. You've experienced condensation on your rear end from the hot water in the
toilet bowl.

3. You can drive for four hours in one direction and never leave town.