Good list, except that you got the order reversed. Of
course, you're dyslexic. That's what happens when
Gay Robert Brody posts too much.

"CANDChelp" wrote in message
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From Dumbest to Smartest....

Gay Ganzy.....Dumber than seaweed.
Loco....Can usually beat seaweed at chess.
Jeff....Beats seaweed in checkers, but loses to shrimp.
Stevey...A bit smarter than his counterpart Loco, but barely. Recomends
bad
boats.
Jlrogers...no personality, let alone brains.
Donal....Can't spell checkers...or trim sails. Thinks Beneteau is a "good"
boat.
Binary Bill....Dumber than the average Lobster and about as quick. Sails
the
worst of the C&C 27s and sought it out.
MC....Smarter than a sea cucumber.
Ozzy.....Smarter than sailors from Texas!
Katy....smart, but hampered by insane faith system.
Taddy....clearly clever, but sails a very silly boat. We all feel pretty
bad
about it.
Old Thom...Clever old dog, but learns few new tricks.
Scotty....Another old dog...still fell for a horrible boat.
Neal...narrow, narrow minded and wasted ability. Sad. Lives on a Coronado
27.
Gilligan....Much like neal, but lacks language skills.
Mooron...smart enough to stay doped up, but worries about the rain.
Bobsprit....Pure genius.

Capt RB