And then there is the incident during the "poor boy's fishin'
tournament" where the pack of go-fast bass boats

A responsible BASS would rewrite the rules to take the boat race factor out of
the "fishing" tournament. It is ridiculous to inflict 250 hp bass boats on the
residents of small lakes just because Bill Dance has one and "we all want to be
like Bill".
If you just want a boat that goes 60MPH, buy one, but don't try to tell us it
is because you need it to catch fish on a small lake.