Ha Ha Ha Ha........ at 120 when I'm returning from another passage.

CM

"Gilligan" wrote in message
rthlink.net...
| Here's your picture Mooron!
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| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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| Hah... and Bah!.... you're too frail and feeble to even day dream of
| besting
| me at any sport or task. The only thing the thin air has afforded you
my
| frail limp wristed little wanna be... is the delirious illusion you are
| capable of challenging a true Bush Whacker like me.
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| I'm certain your bravado will wane as you descend from the higher
| elevation... it being replaced by the frightening realization you have
| once
| more bitten off more than you can chew.
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| What lapse of common sense have you suffered to even mention poor Bob in
a
| battle of strength and skill. The poor overweight chump would have a
| cardiac
| arrest at the thought of hefting an axe.. let alone throwing it. It's
| claimed he is so stressed after pinching a loaf he wouldn't have the
| strength to rip a page from the Sears Catalog to wipe his ass. I also
hear
| you actually use triple ply toilet paper due to your delicate
| condition....
| you are such a woman!
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| Admit defeat now you petulant little pup... before I dish you out a
whole
| year's worth of embarrassment in contest. By the Gods... even lil stevie
| could probably beat you handily at arm wrestling.
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| CM
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| "Gilligan" wrote in message
| thlink.net...
| | Right you are brilliant Simon!
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| | Mooron would crumble in the early stages of any competition! My body
has
| | reached a state of hardiness unseen at sea level.
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| | My brain functions so well here in the lower stretches of the
| stratosphere,
| | just think of its perfomance at oxygen rich sea level!
| |
| | Mooron weighs only 180 pounds? Where's the beef? He's got broom
handles
| for
| | arms and toothpicks for legs.
| |
| | Why just two days ago I ran a bear off in my underwear with a mere
| display
| | of a fist! How he got into my underwear, I'll never know.
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| | Why I'd take Bobsprit and Mooron on at the same time. They're both
girly
| | men!
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| | "Simple Simon" wrote in message
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| | I'll put my money on Gilligan. He is a mountain man and
| | one does not mess with a mountain man. Even the grizzlies
| | fear Gilligan's breed. Gilligan can function in thin air at
| | altitudes that would cause you to embolize and pass out the
| | instant minute you got out of bed. Your lungs are incapacitated
| | by sludge and tar from smoking all that dope and your
| | brain function is clearly diminished as well for you to even
| | think about challenging a manly man such as Gilligan.
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| | Give it up before you are ripped limb from limb.
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| | "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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| | "Gilligan" wrote in message
| | rthlink.net...
| | | I'd snap your arm right off. Axe toss, easy. How about shooting
a
| 90
| | pound
| | | draw bow fem boy?
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| | The only thing snapping would be your tendons and I doubt you
could
| hit
| | the
| | broad side of an outhouse when locked inside. 90 lb draw bow....
is
| that
| | why
| | you wear the green tights... to get one of the large limber
wristed
| | lumberjacks in your area to draw it for you?
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| | | You are weak and in inferior shape, especially for your age. You
| are
| a
| | | product of the Canadian health care system, which coddles the
| weak.
| In
| | | America only the strong or rich survive! My god! I can see
| reflectors
| | and
| | | brake cables on your bicycle - you are a girly boy!!!
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| | In your dreams..... I use the health system once or twice a year
| for
| | annual
| | check ups and certifications. I'm 180 lbs of cat like muscle with
| the
| | endurance of a rabid sled dog and the tenacity of a Wolverine.
| Americans
| | are
| | the most obese and poorly conditioned of the humans on this
planet.
| I
| | still
| | free dive to 40 feet and row 10 miles without exertion.
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| | The loser... that would be you Gilly... will have to load a pickup
| wit
| h
| | manure ... by hand... while wearing a pink dress. I realize this
is
| a
| | common
| | thing for you but I'm feeling benevolent.
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