removing old names?
"Simple Simon" wrote ...
The attributes I find endearing in a woman are the
following and they are roughly listed in order of
importance.
1) woman must be breathing. (preferably on her own)
2) woman must be smarter than I .
3) woman must have at least one arm and/or one leg.
4) woman must be older than 12 and younger than 99.
5) woman must be desperate.
6) woman must not complain when I nag, disparage, make catty remarks, be a
crybaby or otherwise make her insecure.
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