It's about time you gave it up. You have been soundly defeated. Gilligan has thrashed you senseless. Give up the dope smoking,
drinking, and dallying. Get in shape for gods' sake and quit embarrassing yourself.


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...
Oh Yeah!.... that too!

CM

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
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| You forgot 'outbluster'.
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| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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| You're known for betting on nags and lame horses.... Mountain Monkey
is a
| more apt description of that frail and effeminate hermit called
Gilligan. I
| still can hold my breath at depth for 3 minutes..... I can split a
grape at
| twenty paces with an ax and surgically remove the wings of a fly at 30
paces
| with a bow and arrow. I've killed a bear in hand to hand combat [okay I
had
| a bush pick] and put the run to many with canoe paddle and switch. I've
| handled sled dogs that were known man killers and satisfied wild women
that
| were known man eaters. I can out drink, out fight, out shoot, out
wrestle,
| out track, out hunt, out chop, out sail, out swim, out cuss, out lie
and
| out dance Gilligan any day, any time, any where.
|
| Just send me the money... you've already lost your wager Bubba!
|
| CM
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| "Simple Simon" wrote in message
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| | I'll put my money on Gilligan. He is a mountain man and
| | one does not mess with a mountain man. Even the grizzlies
| | fear Gilligan's breed. Gilligan can function in thin air at
| | altitudes that would cause you to embolize and pass out the
| | instant minute you got out of bed. Your lungs are incapacitated
| | by sludge and tar from smoking all that dope and your
| | brain function is clearly diminished as well for you to even
| | think about challenging a manly man such as Gilligan.
| |
| | Give it up before you are ripped limb from limb.
| |
| |
| | "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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| | "Gilligan" wrote in message
| | rthlink.net...
| | | I'd snap your arm right off. Axe toss, easy. How about shooting a
90
| pound
| | | draw bow fem boy?
| |
| | The only thing snapping would be your tendons and I doubt you could
hit
| the
| | broad side of an outhouse when locked inside. 90 lb draw bow.... is
that
| why
| | you wear the green tights... to get one of the large limber wristed
| | lumberjacks in your area to draw it for you?
| |
| | | You are weak and in inferior shape, especially for your age. You
are a
| | | product of the Canadian health care system, which coddles the
weak. In
| | | America only the strong or rich survive! My god! I can see
reflectors
| and
| | | brake cables on your bicycle - you are a girly boy!!!
| |
| | In your dreams..... I use the health system once or twice a year
for
| annual
| | check ups and certifications. I'm 180 lbs of cat like muscle with
the
| | endurance of a rabid sled dog and the tenacity of a Wolverine.
Americans
| are
| | the most obese and poorly conditioned of the humans on this planet.
I
| still
| | free dive to 40 feet and row 10 miles without exertion.
| |
| | The loser... that would be you Gilly... will have to load a pickup
with
| | manure ... by hand... while wearing a pink dress. I realize this is
a
| common
| | thing for you but I'm feeling benevolent.
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