Oh Yeah!.... that too!

CM

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
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| You forgot 'outbluster'.
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| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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| You're known for betting on nags and lame horses.... Mountain Monkey
is a
| more apt description of that frail and effeminate hermit called
Gilligan. I
| still can hold my breath at depth for 3 minutes..... I can split a
grape at
| twenty paces with an ax and surgically remove the wings of a fly at 30
paces
| with a bow and arrow. I've killed a bear in hand to hand combat [okay I
had
| a bush pick] and put the run to many with canoe paddle and switch. I've
| handled sled dogs that were known man killers and satisfied wild women
that
| were known man eaters. I can out drink, out fight, out shoot, out
wrestle,
| out track, out hunt, out chop, out sail, out swim, out cuss, out lie
and
| out dance Gilligan any day, any time, any where.
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| Just send me the money... you've already lost your wager Bubba!
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| CM
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| "Simple Simon" wrote in message
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| | I'll put my money on Gilligan. He is a mountain man and
| | one does not mess with a mountain man. Even the grizzlies
| | fear Gilligan's breed. Gilligan can function in thin air at
| | altitudes that would cause you to embolize and pass out the
| | instant minute you got out of bed. Your lungs are incapacitated
| | by sludge and tar from smoking all that dope and your
| | brain function is clearly diminished as well for you to even
| | think about challenging a manly man such as Gilligan.
| |
| | Give it up before you are ripped limb from limb.
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| | "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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| | "Gilligan" wrote in message
| | rthlink.net...
| | | I'd snap your arm right off. Axe toss, easy. How about shooting a
90
| pound
| | | draw bow fem boy?
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| | The only thing snapping would be your tendons and I doubt you could
hit
| the
| | broad side of an outhouse when locked inside. 90 lb draw bow.... is
that
| why
| | you wear the green tights... to get one of the large limber wristed
| | lumberjacks in your area to draw it for you?
| |
| | | You are weak and in inferior shape, especially for your age. You
are a
| | | product of the Canadian health care system, which coddles the
weak. In
| | | America only the strong or rich survive! My god! I can see
reflectors
| and
| | | brake cables on your bicycle - you are a girly boy!!!
| |
| | In your dreams..... I use the health system once or twice a year
for
| annual
| | check ups and certifications. I'm 180 lbs of cat like muscle with
the
| | endurance of a rabid sled dog and the tenacity of a Wolverine.
Americans
| are
| | the most obese and poorly conditioned of the humans on this planet.
I
| still
| | free dive to 40 feet and row 10 miles without exertion.
| |
| | The loser... that would be you Gilly... will have to load a pickup
with
| | manure ... by hand... while wearing a pink dress. I realize this is
a
| common
| | thing for you but I'm feeling benevolent.
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