Hah... and Bah!.... you're too frail and feeble to even day dream of besting
me at any sport or task. The only thing the thin air has afforded you my
frail limp wristed little wanna be... is the delirious illusion you are
capable of challenging a true Bush Whacker like me.

I'm certain your bravado will wane as you descend from the higher
elevation... it being replaced by the frightening realization you have once
more bitten off more than you can chew.

What lapse of common sense have you suffered to even mention poor Bob in a
battle of strength and skill. The poor overweight chump would have a cardiac
arrest at the thought of hefting an axe.. let alone throwing it. It's
claimed he is so stressed after pinching a loaf he wouldn't have the
strength to rip a page from the Sears Catalog to wipe his ass. I also hear
you actually use triple ply toilet paper due to your delicate condition....
you are such a woman!

Admit defeat now you petulant little pup... before I dish you out a whole
year's worth of embarrassment in contest. By the Gods... even lil stevie
could probably beat you handily at arm wrestling.

CM


"Gilligan" wrote in message
thlink.net...
| Right you are brilliant Simon!
|
| Mooron would crumble in the early stages of any competition! My body has
| reached a state of hardiness unseen at sea level.
|
| My brain functions so well here in the lower stretches of the
stratosphere,
| just think of its perfomance at oxygen rich sea level!
|
| Mooron weighs only 180 pounds? Where's the beef? He's got broom handles
for
| arms and toothpicks for legs.
|
| Why just two days ago I ran a bear off in my underwear with a mere display
| of a fist! How he got into my underwear, I'll never know.
|
| Why I'd take Bobsprit and Mooron on at the same time. They're both girly
| men!
|
| "Simple Simon" wrote in message
| ...
| I'll put my money on Gilligan. He is a mountain man and
| one does not mess with a mountain man. Even the grizzlies
| fear Gilligan's breed. Gilligan can function in thin air at
| altitudes that would cause you to embolize and pass out the
| instant minute you got out of bed. Your lungs are incapacitated
| by sludge and tar from smoking all that dope and your
| brain function is clearly diminished as well for you to even
| think about challenging a manly man such as Gilligan.
|
| Give it up before you are ripped limb from limb.
|
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
| ...
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| "Gilligan" wrote in message
| rthlink.net...
| | I'd snap your arm right off. Axe toss, easy. How about shooting a 90
| pound
| | draw bow fem boy?
|
| The only thing snapping would be your tendons and I doubt you could
hit
| the
| broad side of an outhouse when locked inside. 90 lb draw bow.... is
that
| why
| you wear the green tights... to get one of the large limber wristed
| lumberjacks in your area to draw it for you?
|
| | You are weak and in inferior shape, especially for your age. You are
a
| | product of the Canadian health care system, which coddles the weak.
In
| | America only the strong or rich survive! My god! I can see
reflectors
| and
| | brake cables on your bicycle - you are a girly boy!!!
|
| In your dreams..... I use the health system once or twice a year for
| annual
| check ups and certifications. I'm 180 lbs of cat like muscle with the
| endurance of a rabid sled dog and the tenacity of a Wolverine.
Americans
| are
| the most obese and poorly conditioned of the humans on this planet. I
| still
| free dive to 40 feet and row 10 miles without exertion.
|
| The loser... that would be you Gilly... will have to load a pickup wit
h
| manure ... by hand... while wearing a pink dress. I realize this is a
| common
| thing for you but I'm feeling benevolent.
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| CM
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