Heh it wasn't me that got all excited at the mention of underage virgins
Cappy!

I think from the photos prove that Bob has no problem with finding women to
sail with.... you haven't shown photo one of a female on your boat?
[photshop wishes notwithstanding]

Before your mouth starts writing checks your boat hasn't a dream of
cashing.... check sail calc and see how the vessels compare. you haven't a
snowball's chance in hell of sailing against my superior boat.... even
considering your coastal cruiser as a possible challenge is as delusional as
the probability of you finding a woman you don't have to pay for ... in
advance and by the minute.

CM

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
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| Can't you think of anything but 'woodies'? You and
| Bobsprit need to get together for a date or something.
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| Maybe he could even teach you how to sail and if not
| at least he could teach you how to purchase a decent
| boat - you know, something that gets out of its own way.
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| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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| No wonder you can't carry on a relationship with a mature female.... let
| alone a conversation. I bet your problem is you can't pop a woody
anymore!
| Talk to Horvath... he seems to be in the same dilemma.
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| The pair of you are Viagra candidates.
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| CM
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| | borrowed my friend's 4 year old daughter to swing the bottle to make
| sure]
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| | You mean little Chistie? Too bad. Her daddy is a pervert, don't you
know?
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