John H. wrote:
A guy walks into a bar waving an unholstered pistol and shouting, "I have a .45 calber Colt 1911
with seven rounds in the magazine and one in the chamber, and I want to know who's been sleeping
with my wife!"

A voice from the back of the back of the barroom called out, "You need more ammo!"

Yup. You read about that from time to time.