Its Me wrote:
On Wednesday, December 12, 2018 at 6:42:15 PM UTC-5, Bill wrote:
Severe weather warning 2:

Southerners are advised not to travel unless absolutely necessary.

Northerners, You’ll need your big coat.

Funny. But it can be turned around to say.. Rain expected. East
coasters, turn on your windshield wipers. Kalifornians, stay inside
until your next earthquake.

Some folks just can't drive in rain.


Our Robles here is the first rain of the season. It may have been 6 months
since we had any rain, and the oil on the street builds up. Slippery and
looks like foam in some places. 2nd rain not so bad. Rest of the rain,
idiot drivers are still available.