On Wednesday, December 12, 2018 at 6:42:15 PM UTC-5, Bill wrote:
Severe weather warning 2:

Southerners are advised not to travel unless absolutely necessary.

Northerners, You’ll need your big coat.

Funny. But it can be turned around to say.. Rain expected. East coasters, turn on your windshield wipers. Kalifornians, stay inside until your next earthquake.

Some folks just can't drive in rain.