I meant to say, I don't have the clap.

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...
C'mon, exercise that supposed 162 IQ on the ambiguous wording...

Jonathan Ganz wrote:

I applaud. I don't clap.

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...
I don't know why you insist on being cruel to Bobsprit all the
time, or keep trying to convert Jon into a dog with orange
eybrows. After all, the two, combined, peal across this
newsgroup, Bobsprit the bell made of the purest lead, sounded by
the vigorous clapper Jon.

Flying Tadpole

"Capt. Mooron" wrote:

"Donal" wrote in message
| Excellent idea!
|
| I already started in my reply to Ole Thom a few minutes ago.
|
|
| It is worth noting that Jon has made enormous progress recently.
The
| smilies have gone, and there have been a couple of good insults
lately.

I agree... Jon shows the tenacity of a Rottweiler on steroids. He is
relentless and shows no mercy. I believe that although he has shown
a
marked
improvement as of late.... he requires guidance in finesse by
example.
Soon
enough he will be able to attain the smooth fluid strokes required
when
wielding a venom tipped pen.

I suggest we hone his skills for Thanksgiving Day.... his reward
will
be
the honour of carving the Turkey.

CM