Donal wrote:

"The_navigator©" wrote in message
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You are most kind. I would have called him a third rate writer and hope
that it would achieve similar results. It worries me that such
encouragement of incompetance may lead to complacency. After complacency
comes sloth and he already saeems to have plenty of that except when
reaching for food. Perhaps I should try to compliment him on his ability
to not drip grease on his decks -or does he?

I am not a scientist. How much lard can one carry before one begins to
drip?

Perhaps Gilligan can answer this scientific question!

Ignore those who would blind you with science, for the answer is
obvious: take away all the lard and you'll still be left with a
drip.

Flying Tadpole