You go out in your boat, a few hundred yards offshore for a few hours, turn
around and run to the keyboard to tell us all about it.

Neal stays aboard his boat and sleeps. Is that really sailing? Loco gives no
evidence of even owning a boat. Scotty daysails and doesn't even overnight.
Katy tells you she's sailing and you swallow that...why?
I go for a "short" sail, then reward the sad-sacks here with a few pics of what
they could be doing. Yup, that's sailing.
And you know it.

RB