can't you read?

"Bobsprit" wrote ...
I'd rather work all day than go sailing with boob**** and his all gay
crew.

Dear Scotty,

Alien will be sailing with a gay crew on Saturday, starting at 3:30. They
will be mostly shemale.
Alien will sail again on Sunday, but one of the girls will be straight and
is
married to another man. That may be a bit too troubling for me.
In any case you're welcome on either day. The "Alien Rule" is that you
bring
drinks...and one for the boat.
Hope to see you there!

Capt RB