Great story! Very funny! I'm glad you took the time and
effort to be funny. We were all thinking that closet gays
have absolutely no sense of humor. You've proved us wrong.

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
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"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
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Haven't you heard the story about Ganz and Bobsprit?

Seems that one day Ganz wanted to cross a river, but
Ganz can't swim. Spying Bobsprit in a canoe, he approached
and asked for a lift across in the canoe . But, Booby
said, "Why should I do this for you? Surely, if I let you climb
into my canoe, you would f**k me in the ass."

Ganz replied, "But, this won't happen. If I do that,
it would mean I'm a faggot."

Bobsprit thought about this and decided that
Ganz's logic was sound, so he allowed Ganz to to climb into
the back of the canoe and they started off across the river.

About half way across, Ganz f**ked Booby in the ass. Booby
cried out in delight and surprise, "Why did you do this to me?"
And, Ganz replied, "It's the nature of a fag to lie."


The moral of the story is BOTH Booby and Ganz are homos.



"Ghost" wrote in message
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Why do you have to be such a jerk? Just because somebody has a job
doesn't
make them a loser.


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
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Well, dispite the gloomy weather...I've off for a sail with the
girls!

Enjoy your Odays, engine controls and jobs, LOSERS!!!

Bwahahahahaha!

RB