Katy,

If you go to the hospital you want clean underwear

In reply, reminds me of a story of a elderly man with bad hearing (Not
Me) his name could have been Per or something like that. Anyway he was
feeling very poorly so his wife took him into the emergency room at the
hospital

The wife explain that she couldn't be specific and the Doc. said he
would order a urine test. To which the gentleman asked his wife; " What
did he say?" The wife told the Doc that he had been off his feed for
awhile, to which the Doc said he'd order a stool sample. Our gentleman
again asked; "What did he say?" The wife kept talking to the Doc. She
said he hasn't shown much interest in sex lately. The Doc said let's do
a sterility test. Again the man asked ;"What did he say?"

This time the wife turned to the man and shouted; "HE WANTS YOUR
UNDERWEAR!!"

Ole Thom