I'm sure you can find a way to get out of it. Compliment the
defense attorney's tie. Not only will be excused, but you might
get a date.

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
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I've been summoned to report for jury duty tomorrow at 8:30 AM.

If I should be selected I might be away for a day or two.

Try real hard and you might just be able to live without my wisdom.