A poor rewite of the "cancel my hotdog" joke. The original is much funnier.

-W

"Skipper" wrote in message
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Harry sits at the luncheonette counter and orders a hamburger. The huge
guy
behind the counter bellows, "One burger!" The cook, who's even bigger,
screams, "Bur-ger!", where upon he grabs a huge hunk of chopped meat,
stuffs
it in his bare armpit, pumps his arm a few times to squeeze it flat, and
then tosses it on the grill. Harry says, "That's the most disgusting thing
I
think I've ever seen." The counterman says, "Yeah? You should be here in
the
morning when he makes the doughnuts."