More information than we needed.

Now, I have to wash my hands and take a pill.

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
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I agree with you. I haven't owned or worn underwear since
my high school days. While living with my parents they insisted
I wear underwear but as soon as I got out on my own the
underwear got used as rags. Underwear is perhaps the leading
cause of testicular cancer because it makes them too hot.

There is one rather crude custom we westerners have, however,
that is appalling. That is the use of toilet paper exclusively. Toilet
paper alone simply does not get the job done. Ask yourself what
you would do should you manage somehow to get **** on your
hands. If you wipe them off with toilet paper only then you are
uncivilized. Any sane person who has **** on their hands wash
their hands thoroughly.

One should also wash one's ass after taking a ****. I use toilet
paper to get the visible excretion wiped off then I follow up
with those moistened baby wipes with alcohol to complete
the job. Clean and disinfect - that's the key. Prior to developing
this method I could take a finger and swipe it along the length
of my butt crack and it would smell like ****. Now I can do the
same and it smells like a clean baby.

Get with the program, Moroon!


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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Maybe they have better control of their orifices.

Personally I think underwear is disgusting..... why not just take time
to
give that lizard another shake and make sure the TP comes up clean
before
you zip up. Walking around all day in urine and **** stains.... and
then
pointing fingers at people who do it for a week is nothing but comical.

Real Men don't wear underwear.

CM


"Gilligan" wrote in message
thlink.net...
| 7 per cent of Norwegians wear same undies for a week
| Sydney Morning Herald ^ | July 11 2003
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| Seven per cent of Norwegian men and six per cent of women wear the
same
pair
| of undies for at least a whole week before changing to a fresh pair,
| according to a new poll.
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| Norwegians with a high level of education change their underwear less
often
| than those with a lower level of schooling, the survey of 1000
Norwegians,
| conducted by polling institute ACNielsen, showed.
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| However, 65 per cent of those questioned say they pull on a fresh pair
once
| a day, while 4 per cent say they change twice a day.
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| Those least likely to change their knickers are in the 41 to 50 age
range,
| while 18-to-30 year-olds are the most fastidious, with 73 per cent who
| change daily.
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| Single men are also more likely to put on clean skivvies than those in
a
| relationship.
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| Eleven per cent of Norwegians change their underwear two to three
times a
| week and 18 per cent do so four to six times a week.
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| AFP
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