How does one detect a sailing home? Simple! Just spot any of these signs!

1) Sailing bumper sticker on vehicle such as "I'd Rather Be Sailing" or the
Diving Symbol.
2) One of those toy propellors in the trailer hitch.
3) One or more lifejackets in your car so people at the mall know you have a
boat.
4) You make flemish coils out of your spagetti before eating it.
5) You sail mostly with men.
6) You own a Coronado, O'Day, Beneteau, Bayliner, Siedelmann or Mac.
7) Your vessel is under 28 feet LOA.(Does not apply to real boats such as
Alberg, Pacific Seacraft)
8) You sail with women who look like art Carney (ie: Binary Bill)
9) You upgrade your electronics, but your sails are bedsheets
9) You have more than 3 winch handles (Boats under 41 feet LOA)
10) Your running rigging is color coded.
11) Your stern ladder is way to big. This is an international signal to other
homos that your searching for a partner.
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