Fish story
Mr. Luddite wrote:
A game warden walks down to the lake to check on a man with a bucket
full of fish.
Warden: Excuse me sir, do you have a valid fishing license?
Man: No sir, these are all my pet fish.
Warden: Your pet fish? How's that?
Man: Well, you see warden, every night I take all my pet fish for a
walk to the lake, I let them swim for about a half hour and then I
whistle and they all come back and jump in my bucket and we go home.
We do this every night.
Warden: Well that's just a crock of lies!!
Man: Here I'll show you... (Releases the fish in the lake)
Warden: This I got to see!!
5 minutes later...
Warden: Well??
Man: Well what?
Warden: The fish!! I don't see your fish!! Where's all your pet fish??
Man: What fish??
Good one!
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