On Wed, 28 Feb 2018 16:34:31 -0600, amdx wrote:



People often ask for a simple explanation of "Marketing." Well, here it is:





You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up
to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."



That's Direct Marketing.
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You're a woman and you’re at a party with a bunch of friends
and see a handsome guy. One of your friends goes up to him and, pointing
at you, says, "She's fantastic in bed."



That's Advertising
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You’re a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up
to him and get his telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi,
I'm fantastic in bed."



That's Telemarketing.
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You’re a woman and you see a guy at a party; you straighten
your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I?"
and reach up to straighten his tie, brushing your breast lightly against
his arm, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."



That's Public Relations.
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You're a woman and you’re at a party and see a handsome guy. He
walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed."



That's Brand Recognition.
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You're a woman and you’re at a party and see a handsome guy. He
fancies you, but you talk him into going home with your friend.



That's a Sales Rep.
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You’re a woman and your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you.



That's Tech Support.
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You're a woman and you are on your way to a party when you
realize that there could be handsome men in all these houses you're
passing, so you climb onto the roof of one situated towards the center
and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!"



That's Facebook.
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If you are a man and secretly disclose a list of names of
those women who are fantastic in bed.



That’s "Insider Trading."

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You’re a woman and you are at a party; this attractive
wealthy older man walks up to you and grabs your ass.



That’s your favorite politician.
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You didn't mind it, but twenty years later your attorney
decides you were offended and you are awarded a settlement.


That's America!

And that's funny.