If you need a hug that bad, just ask them for it.

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...
Instill a fear so deep that merely a "look" from you will render them weak
from an overload of adrenalin. I do it to my nephews all the time.

My favourite trick is the bucket with the lid... I pick up a 5 gallon
plastic bucket of tools, snap on a lid and carry it easily down to the
shore. I put it in the shed and stash it under a box......where I have a
similar bucket loaded with 80 lbs of dive weights. I'll wait a bit and ask
one of the lads to fetch the tool bucket for me.

Man.... you should see their faces.... Ha ha ha They think I'm a
machine! Idiots! Ha Ha Ha


CM

"Scout" wrote in message
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| CM,
| I'm 47 too. It seems every year I get a fresh batch of 17-18 year old
| students who want very much to whoop me in arm wrestling. I work out
| faithfully; but still it's getting tougher and tougher to beat them with
| each passing year. God help me if one of the boys challenges me.
| Scout
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote
| Thank the gods I'm only 47.... I'd have a harder time doing it if I was
| 74!! ;-)
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