OK, scrap the firecracker. Could you do it while standing on a Brits' neck?
Watched The Patriot last night, DAMN THE BRITS!
Scotty
"katysails" wrote in message
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Happy Independence Day, stick a firecracker up your butt, light it, and
sing
the Star Spangled Banner!
Scotty,
You're treading dangerous ground here. YPer and I would be more than
happy to perform a solo duet of "The Star Spangled Banner"
but I'm afriad that the firecracker part will have to be cancelled. That
is not an experience I would enjoy.
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katysails
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