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Default Schumer gets eaten alive

On Tuesday, January 23, 2018 at 5:11:25 PM UTC-6, Keyser Soze wrote:
On 1/23/18 5:37 PM, Tim wrote:

1:36 PMKeyser Soze
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You might have never seen it, but some years ago Steve Martin starred in
a comic remake of Cyrano, in which he played a fire chief with a very
impressive nose. Well, one evening a dumb**** like you insulted his nose
and this scene was the result:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1nYEH6EDwM

Flat-faced, flat-nosed, flathead. Yeah, that would describe you.

Back in junior high, the crueler smart kids referred to dull-witted guys
like you as FLEEGs. Flat Line EEG. Got it?

...

Harry, you left out Ine if your favorite terms. “misogynist.”

Actually a misogynist is pretty cool. My chiropractor suggested I go to a misogynist to work on a cramping muscle in my lower back. Harry, maybe you should make an appointment with a misogynist to get a rub down.

Harry, might get rid of those cramps you get especially after Schumer, Pelosi, and their underlings take a good shellacing


Perhaps you should consult a good thesaurus.


At one time, that's what the brilliant JPS suggested only I think he spelled it "thusarus"