Damn good rant. I need some practice to outdo you.



"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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"Gilligan" wrote in message
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| Screw your little white pills Mooron. Nature challenged is the finest
elixer
| and tonic a man needs! The snow has been melted out for weeks now. I've
even
| been out sailing! I've been too busy felling large trees, climbing big
| mountains, honing my archery skills and moving large, heavy objects to
be
| here reminding you all of what life should be!

I don't take any medications Gilligan.... it's due to my superior physical
condition. Sailing, felling large trees, maneuvering 1/2 ton blocks to the
mooring spot, honing my knife and ax throwing skills are daily chores I
gladly engage.


| Danny Taddei is right! And you should heed his word. I can understand
his
| fustration at the conglomerate ignorance here. Just remember, the Second
| Amendment is what protects all the other Amendments. It's about time
that
| manly virtues are expounded on this newsgroup. It's about time that
former
| "men" here stopped being led around by the nose by Bobsprit.

I follow no one since the pack is kept at my heels and their view never
changes.... maybe it's the view that influences their opinion of me. I'm
certain that Taddei is accustomed to sniffing butt and displaying a
subservient pose to any Alpha Male such as I. Your amendments do not
extend
beyond your borders .... nonetheless I wish to take this time and
offer my sincerest congratulations and best wishes for the United States
of
America this July 4th.

I shall not respond to your lament about Manly virtues or their loss since
none of it applies to me.


| Mooron, toss of that skirt you are now wearing and extoll the manly
virtues!
| Danny Taddei is a welcome, fresh breeze here.

Taddei is a confused delinquent that has managed to accomplish minor
achievements based more on the fact that luck favours the ignorant than
any
virtue approaching manliness or self sufficiency. That skirt is a Kilt and
I'll ask you to kindly rephrase that question before I'm forced to submit
you to a hair raising round of my bagpipes.


| Our society is being overly feminized. Women run the schools and the
health
| care system. Look at the state they are in. Women fly in space too, a
domain
| once solely for manly men. It's that damn sit down toilet on the space
| shuttle that led to their demise. If it were a man's world, there would
be
| no toilet, just a bucket (kevlar) and a rope on board!

Personally speaking... I enjoy women... I appreciate having them around
and
I insist they should be included in some of our adventures.... if only to
see the sweat bead on their heaving breasts and trickle teasingly down
their
cleavage hinting at the wonder and beauty awaiting the bold and brave.


| It's high time our society recognized manly virtue, individual
| responsibility and initiative. Danny Taddei is one to take the first
steps
| down that new road!

Society be damned.... I'll not take direction from a gaggle of indecisive
milksops who rely on others for their opinions. Taddei is stumbling
clumsily
down the path of idiocy... it's simply a matter of good fortune for him
that he has been on that road so often it's become second nature.

Good to hear from you again Lil Buddy!

Capt. Mooron