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True North[_2_] True North[_2_] is offline
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Default Don't die in Nova Scotia

On Thursday, 18 January 2018 15:32:27 UTC-4, Bill wrote:
True North wrote:
On Thursday, 18 January 2018 13:05:45 UTC-4, Bill wrote:
True North wrote:
On Thursday, 18 January 2018 10:22:26 UTC-4, John H wrote:
On Wed, 17 Jan 2018 20:11:23 -0500, Alex wrote:

Think they have healthcare right? They can't even deal with the dead...

http://www.newser.com/story/254238/f...-3-bodies.html


A section on the Serenity Funeral Home website reads: "There are labels
that are used to make sure
it is next to impossible to receive the incorrect remains."

I'll just bet they wish they'd had Don White check the spelling on all those labels!

Don't know why all y'all are so worried about this. If all y'all died in
Nova Scotia they just feed your decaying corpse to the sharks that like
to vacation off our coast.


Lighten up. Was a funny comment. You and Harry need to see the wizard
for a humor gene.


So was mine, Billy. We wouldn't feed The John or one of his biggest
turds to the sharks. The sharks haven't done anything to us. They just
come and vacation here. This summer it was a Great White the locals and
media named Hilton.


Your comment was nasty, not funny. You need to see the Wizard


Oh no...did I upset you, or hurt your feelings?
Have another drink...it'll pass.