On Sun, 14 Jan 2018 07:49:04 -0500 (EST), justan wrote:

Penelope Cruse and Selma Hyack acuese Fat Harry Krause of having
impure thoughts and desires towards them. They are seeking
assignment of his Social Security checks to be split between
them. Fat Harry claims he is innocent.

It's good enough for the WSJ and NYT! I'll bet if you inserted the word 'Republican' in there
somewhere it would be 'news'.