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Default Little Johnny Strikes Again

....and he doesn't mention Trump!

A teacher decides to let students out early if they can name the origin of some famous quotes:
Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."
"That's right, Susie, you can go home."
Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."
"That's right, Mary, you can go."
Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."
"That's right, Nancy, you may also leave."
As the teacher turns her back, Johnny yells in frustration, "I wish those dumb bitches would keep
their f*%$#@ mouths shut!"
The teacher quickly turns around, livid, and asks: "WHO SAID THAT?!"
Johnny replies: "Harvey Weinstein, Bill Clinton, and Matt Lauer. I'll see you tomorrow?"