On 1/11/2018 4:47 PM, John H wrote:
"You never surprise me" a woman moaned one day to her long suffering husband.
"Buy me a surprise for Valentine's Day, something that can accelerate from 0 to 160 in under 4
seconds, ... and I'd prefer a blue one!", she hinted.

Happy and excited, she was counting down the days to Valentine's Day.

And finally she got the beautiful present her husband had thoughtfully chosen for her ...

http://tinyurl.com/yblzklnl

He's dead now, but he is a legend.



Link bad. Returned "Bad Request".