On 1/10/18 4:20 PM, Bill wrote:
Keyser Soze wrote:
On 1/10/18 2:51 PM, Bill wrote:
Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 1/10/2018 2:14 PM, Bill wrote:
wrote:
On Wed, 10 Jan 2018 06:30:59 -0800 (PST), John H
wrote:



Pretty sad when you can't perform routine maintenance on a lawn mower.

Funny. The lady across the street has a John Deere riding mower. She
does all her own maintenance, including sharpening the blades, etc. Her
husband has somehow gotten totally out of the yardwork arena. I've never
seen him lift a finger to do anything in the yard. I'll go over and blow
her leaves for her, and he won't even say 'thanks'. Alcohol does play a role.

My father in law is 94 years old and he still sharpens his own mower
blades. He drops the deck at least once a month in season, hoses it
out, sharpens the blades and lubes everything.


Me, I j ust pay the mow and blow guy monthly.



Me too. He also takes care of the snow in the winter.
I just sit here on the computer arguing with Harry while looking out the
window. Life's a bitch, then you die.




Depends if you get a good doctor. According to Harry, good doc means
eternal life. No need for religion.


Wait...you think religion gives you eternal life? Would you be
interested in monthly deliveries in perpetuity from Amway?


Need religion as have not heard of a Doc good enough for eternal life.



A witch doctor might help...be as useful as religion. Wait...witch
doctor is religion.