He must be holding them at gun point... and a little gun
it would be.

"felton" wrote in message
...
Well, I'll give you credit for shanghaiing all the women. I've heard
stories about New Jersey. I am starting to fear that they must all be
true as none of those poor girls are showing even the faintest of
smiles. Are these girls the happiest of the six? What sort of
Captain are you that these girls appear so unhappy on such a pretty
day on the water? Were you wearing that Speedo again?



On 30 Jun 2003 01:34:22 GMT, (Bobsprit) wrote:

The truth is that you can all whine and carry on. You can claim you sail
more,
further, faster, whatever. But they're all just claims. Just crap you
spew out.
I make no "claims" only telling the truth about what I do with my boat.
Now the proof of why I'm better than most sailors is simple to see. I can
get
women aboard...and not just to be useless. These women are young, good
looking
and want to learn about sailing. We gained a new crew person today,
Shiela from
Virginia, who'll be sailing often.
Today we had more wind than ever before, but it died down after a while.
Simply
a great day with 6 women sailing while I enjoyed some sun at the bow and
a cool
breeze!
Most of you, when you do manage to sail...sail alone, sail with guys,
sail with
wife and her fat friends! No thanks!
This is why I'm one of the few sailors here who is also a MAN. This is
why
Scotty, Loco, Gay Ganzy...and a slew of others are mad to swallow every
hook I
drop!

http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/ssalien1.jpg

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

RB