Three Texas surgeons were arguing as to which had the greatest skill.

The first began: "Three years ago, I reattached seven fingers on a pianist.
He went on to give a recital for the Queen of England."

The second replied: "That's nothing. I attended a man in a car accident.
All his arms and legs were severed from his body.
Two years after I reattached them, he won three gold medals
for field events in the Olympics."

The third said: "A few years back, I attended to a cowboy.
He was high on cocaine and alcohol
when he rode his horse head-on into a Santa Fe freight train
traveling at 100 miles per hour.
All I had to work with was the horse's ass and a ten gallon hat.
Two years ago, he became president of the United States."