On Mon, 25 Sep 2017 09:48:22 -0400, Keyser Soze
wrote:

Funny comment coming from you, a guy who couldn't figure out how to get
into an open enrollment community college but found a home in the navy,
where if you hadn't been convicted of a serious felony, had an IQ of 90,
had a few teeth in your head, and didn't impregnate your sister or marry
your first cousin, you were in.

Sounds like the admittance requirements of those tertiary mid western
universities in the 60s. Want to dodge the draft? Got a few thousand
bucks? You are in.