On Thu, 21 Sep 2017 15:37:35 -0700 (PDT), True North wrote:

On Thursday, 21 September 2017 16:05:37 UTC-3, wrote:
On Thu, 21 Sep 2017 06:46:44 -0700 (PDT), True North
wrote:

On Thursday, 21 September 2017 09:33:32 UTC-3, John H wrote:
Denny's has a slogan, "If it's your birthday, the meal is on us."

If you're in Denny's and it's your birthday, your life sucks!

Not all 'mericans have been able to milk and bilk Uncle Sam for the over generous pension and benefits as y'all did, Johnny.

No some people were able to dodge the draft and let other people put
their life on the line to protect the country for a salary that did
not even meet the minimum wage at the time.
If you lived that life for over two decades, you deserve that pension.
Give John a break.


You may have missed this comment from him...which triggered my response.
" If you're in Denny's and it's your birthday, your life sucks!"

Not sure if I've ever been in a Denny's restaurant but I wouldn't belittle others who may only be able to treat their families to modest surroundings.
Guess we should just mark it up to different cultures.

Jeeez! It was meant to be a bit humorous. Came from these: Of course, you could probably find fault
with each of them if you tried hard enough.

Cynical Philosopher

I read that 4,153,237 people got married last year. Not to cause any trouble, but shouldn't that be
an even number?

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing
behind you.

When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body. Men are so polite they only look at the
covered parts.

Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but
won't cross the street to vote.

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you love someone? That's your common sense leaving
your body.

Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people
to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.

I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been Googling my name on her computer. I saw it through
my telescope last night.

Money talks ... but all mine ever says is good-bye.

You're not fat, you're just easier to see.

If you think nobody cares whether you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.

I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters. Do they just give you a bra and say,
"Here, fill this out?"

***Harry's therapist said that his narcissism causes him to misread social situations. He was pretty
sure she was hitting on him.***

My 60 year kindergarten reunion is coming up soon and I'm worried about the 145 pounds I've gained
since then.

Denny's has a slogan, "If it's your birthday, the meal is on us." If you're in Denny's and it's
your birthday, your life sucks!

The pharmacist asked me my birth date again today. I'm pretty sure she's going to get me something.

The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can go in a robe before you
start looking like a mental patient.

I think it's pretty cool how Chinese people made a language entirely out of tattoos.

Money can't buy happiness, but it keeps the kids in touch!

The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea,
Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara and, of course,
Opie were all single. The only married person was Otis, and he stayed drunk.

Now, go have a nice day, or whichever kind of day you want.