On Sat, 5 Aug 2017 21:30:31 -0400, Alex wrote:

No, but I might send you fellows a couple of pairs of tweezers and
magnifying glasses.

A ten-year old would find that remark dumb.

Hey when I was 10 I thought that kind of "joan" was hilarious.
It was right up with the "yo momma" jokes.
I grew up.