On Sat, 8 Jul 2017 12:23:00 -0400, Keyser Soze wrote:

On 7/8/17 11:41 AM, wrote:
On Sat, 8 Jul 2017 11:17:30 -0400, Keyser Soze
wrote:

Trump and Putin's conversation:

BREAKING NEWS:

Sources reveal first transcript of meeting between Trump and Putin.

Trump: Mr. Putin, sir, I'm terribly embarrassed to bring this up, but,
you know, I just need to ask you something, if it's okay with you.

Putin: It's okay son. What is it you need to ask?

Trump: Well, you know, sir, there are lots of people in the US -- mostly
in the fake media -- who say -- I'm sorry Mr. Putin for saying this --
please don't be mad -- they say, Mr Putin, sir, that Russia hacked the
US elections. I know it's crazy, but those whackos keep saying crap
about it...

Putin (Interrupting): Hacking? Why would we do that?

Trump (turning to Rex Tillerson): That settles that. We've certainly
exhausted that stupid question. (Trump now turns to Putin) I'm so sorry
to even mention that, Mr. Putin. I hope you're not mad or anything.

Putin: That's okay, son. Here, take a tissue and wipe the sweat off your
face. .. There you go. Now, now, now. You don't have to cry.

Trump: Thank you so much, sir.


(Courtesy of my buddy Jerome...who either wrote it or stole it)

More fake news?


I don't remember much discussion about "fake news" until our "fake
president," Trump, emerged.

What would 'bama have had to bitch about?