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Poco Deplorevole
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Chipmunks
On Fri, 2 Jun 2017 07:57:14 -0400, Keyser Soze wrote:
On 6/1/17 7:10 PM,
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On Thu, 01 Jun 2017 17:42:54 -0400,
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On Thu, 01 Jun 2017 13:12:18 -0400, Poco Deplorevole
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Six in nine days at the same location!
The damn things are becoming worse than the squirrel population around here.
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Get a good cat. To them chipmunks are just a mouse with racing
stripes. Of course your bird population will suffer a bit also.
Snakes are a better option.
Shoot 'em. Shoot 'em all. Napalm their homes, flood their tunnels, Agent
Orange their habitat. After all, they're part of that dangerous crowd of
marauding mexican chipmunks. Kill all the birds, too, and the squirrels
and any wandering foxes. Dig up the group and get thos nasty earthworms.
Cut down your trees and pave over the grass. That'll teach those nasty
critters.
I wish I could buy a couple dozen foxes to let loose in the neighborhood.
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