Law of Gravity
On Sat, 29 Apr 2017 17:36:34 -0400, "Mr. Luddite" wrote:
On 4/29/2017 2:49 PM, Poco Deplorevole wrote:
On Sat, 29 Apr 2017 14:29:00 -0400, "Mr. Luddite" wrote:
Poco Deplorevole Wrote in message:
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"I was taking the dogs for a walk and in front of a house by the street were three rolls of carpet -
untrimmed. I unrolled one and it was brand new. I quick got the truck and loaded two rolls into the
back. Had to trim them to fit the garage, but now I have a nice light beige carpet covering both
sides. Dropped nuts don't roll or bounce."
Not to be a party pooper but does the company that underwrites your home
owner's insurance know about the wall to wall rugs in your garage? :-)
No, never told 'em. I wouldn't expect them to be covered for anything anyway. Both of them are full
of oil, grass, etc stains. But, screws and nuts still stay in one place when dropped.
It's not the carpet they might be concerned about.
Oh, OK.
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