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On Saturday, April 29, 2017 at 4:07:23 PM UTC-4, True North wrote:
Poco Deplorevole
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On Sat, 29 Apr 2017 14:52:13 -0400 (EDT), justan wrote:

Poco Deplorevole Wrote in message:
On Sat, 29 Apr 2017 14:29:00 -0400, "Mr. Luddite" wrote:



Poco Deplorevole Wrote in message:
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"I was taking the dogs for a walk and in front of a house by the street were three rolls of carpet -
untrimmed. I unrolled one and it was brand new. I quick got the truck and loaded two rolls into the
back. Had to trim them to fit the garage, but now I have a nice light beige carpet covering both
sides. Dropped nuts don't roll or bounce."


Not to be a party pooper but does the company that underwrites your home
owner's insurance know about the wall to wall rugs in your garage? Â* Â*:-)

No, never told 'em. I wouldn't expect them to be covered for anything anyway. Both of them are full
of oil, grass, etc stains. But, screws and nuts still stay in one place when dropped.


I don't think you get what he's driving at.


"Possibly not"


D'oh!
What if a fire started in that greasy carpet and caused considerable damage to your house?
Would your insurance company try to weasel out of paying up?


Remember Donnee...you reap what you sow.