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"Mr. Luddite" Wrote in message:
On 1/5/2017 8:05 AM, Keyser Soze wrote:
On 1/5/17 6:45 AM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
And ... (drum roll please)

The Most Efficient Reader/Poster Award (MERPA) in rec.boats goes to:

Harry Krause

Harry informed us Tuesday that he only spends about 15 minutes a day
reading and posting on rec.boats because he can't be bothered with the
right-wing assholes who post here.

Harry wins the MERPA for authoring 28 posts in about a 16 hour period. A
couple were his typical cut and pastes but the rest were direct
responses to the assholes that he can't be bothered with.

Here's the log of Harry's posts on Wednesday. Not bad for only spending
about 15 minutes (and that's his claim for 24 hours):


5:54 am (3 posts)
6:05 am
6:09 am
6:20 am
6:28 am
6:34 am
7:43 am
7:44 am
9:59 am
10:59 am
11:45 am

(must have taken a quick lunch break here)

12:07 pm (2 posts)
12:09 pm
12:25 pm
12:40 pm
12:44 pm
12:52 pm
12:56 pm
12:58 pm
12:59 pm

(took a nap maybe?)

4:20 pm
5:11 pm
6:03 pm
6:06 pm
6:04 pm

(dinner time)

9:09 pm
9:15 pm (2 posts)
9:17 pm

(bedtime obviously)



Well done, Harry.


Why, thank you. And 15 minutes is about right. I'm sure it took you
longer to put together this post of yours than it did for me to read the
posts I did read and respond to those to which I responded.

We'll have to promote you from Trump Pimp Second Class to Butt Sniffer
First Class.




I apologize. Your posts totaled 32, not 28. Not bad for a guy who
can't be bothered responding to right-wing assholes (in your words).


At one point in time he idolized you. Now you're just white trash
like the rest of us. Where did you go wrong or go right,
depending on point of view?
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