On Mon, 2 Jan 2017 16:02:31 -0500, Keyser Soze wrote:

On 1/2/17 2:36 PM, wrote:
On Mon, 2 Jan 2017 13:26:47 -0500, Keyser Soze wrote:


Ignorant, irrational people used to believe that the sun
revolved around the earth. Most Americans have given up on the belief
that blacks should be slaves. Women have the vote, at least in this
country, for now. That so many people "believe" in religion doesn't mean
there is a supreme being.

That said, I got ordained today by The Church of the Latter-Day Dude and
have a certificate suitable for framing. I plan to sell Dude-ism on a TV
ministry show and perform marriages good for 24 or 48 hours, depending
upon the payment. We'll be just like the other faiths, except for the
superstitious bull****.

Go for it. That is how most religions got started.
You better come up with a better story if you want to be successful
tho.


The creator wants you to eat, drink, and be merry so long as you send us
$100 cash.

Like I said, you really need to work on your patter.
You should have learned that sales is all about love or hate.
This is a sales call and you need to either make them love your
product or you need to scare the **** out of them.