On Mon, 26 Dec 2016 12:37:14 -0500, Keyser Soze
wrote:

You're grouchy today. Did some little skinny guy jam some religion
down your throat over tbe holidays?

No, Bozo, this is a superstition-free household. Merry Mythmas to you.

I guess you did not leave home since Halloween then. ;-)
I think we had a trick or treater come as an elf.