....for an American Flag Patch Mesh Cap:


"After this purchase I went from being an average American citizen to the most patriotic SOB on this
planet. Every time I put this hat on my head a bald eagle is born and a terrorist turns
pro-democracy. If I wear this hat backwards I feel like I am going 100mph down a highway on a Harley
with a shotgun over my shoulder and mud on my boots. If you want to feel invincible buy this hat. If
you support North Korea then you shouldn't."

Amen.