So I get a call from Sharpshooters, go down there, and get presented with:

https://photos.google.com/photo/AF1Q...hfwelcqjrxYBe5

I tentatively open the box to find:

https://photos.google.com/photo/AF1Q...xexDKX_JTwxBjg

Removing the plastic bag and look what is found:

https://photos.google.com/photo/AF1Q...XLWJpmZde8l3Jg

Upon closer inspection, lo and behold:

https://photos.google.com/photo/AF1Q...VB4l9nxLKe6yFO

And even one as stupid as I was able to disassemble and reassemble the thing!

https://photos.google.com/photo/AF1Q...uzXOCOrhyXkIME

Thanks guys (You know of whom I speak!) for the *incentive*!